Mah name is Eric Cartman. I'm the kewlest kid in earth and I'm the world's greatest superhero in this town.
Feel free ta ask and dare if ya like with the exception of Kahl because he is a SNEAKY JINGER JERSEY JOO!!
And I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!
(Headcanons!) Cartman is an evil, vicious, racist, sociopath and manipulative child. Always believes in he obeys the rules. Cartman is an bully/harasser in school yet everyone despises him. He has a love of KFC. A spoiled child who gets any and everything from his mother. Has done numerous of illegal stuff.